Nerd Humor Break

Two guys walk into the cafeteria.

Jay has a doughnut. Darius, ever the junk-food seeking comedian, has a desire to eat it.

"Jay, do you know how to cut the number of calories in that doughnut in half?", Darius asks.

Nonchelantly, Jay replies "Sure. Break it in half and shake the calories out."

Game over: Jay wins!